Posted 10 minutes ago
spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

Posted 16 minutes ago

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

It took me a moment.

But then I couldn’t stop laughing.

(Source: mybuckystar)

Posted 19 minutes ago

actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying

Posted 29 minutes ago
chinad011:

assholewithheadphones:

OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE

NO

chinad011:

assholewithheadphones:

OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE

NO

(Source: fus-ro-dead)

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sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

Posted 2 days ago

clop-dragon:

stedilnik:

What if sperm cells were the size of tadpoles and you could feel them wiggle around inside your balls

Ejaculating would be like pouring a can of beans

Posted 2 days ago
vixyhoovesmod:

eammod:


astronomy-to-zoology:

A Gladiator Spider (Dinopis sp.) using its web as a net to catch a cricket.
watch the video here


vixyyyyyyyy

vixyhoovesmod:

eammod:

astronomy-to-zoology:

A Gladiator Spider (Dinopis sp.) using its web as a net to catch a cricket.

watch the video here

vixyyyyyyyy

Posted 2 days ago

mister-spaceman:

jestre:

gdragxn:

queererfacilities:

ohnotania:

Basically Tumblr.

shut the fuck up

literally tumblr

ALWAYS TUMBLR

100% Tumblr, nuff said.

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Posted 3 days ago
durnesque-esque:

maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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BLESS

durnesque-esque:

maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

-

BLESS

Posted 3 days ago
zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: When Taurus Is Angry.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: When Taurus Is Angry.

Posted 3 days ago